♥J-rock: - Buy Distress and Coma for HL ♥Band: - Book studio for jamming session!
♥Chinese Orchestra: - Practice MORE ♥School: - Do E-lit homework ♥Friends' Birthday: - HUILIAN!!!
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman".
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
Yah, I admit it. I watched HSM 2! I'm so ashamed! Oh no! I should be punished for my heinous crime! No lah. I'm just kidding... Even though Vanessa Hudgen's scandal totally put me off, I continued to fawn over Zac Efron in HSM 2. He is the reason for moi continuous support of HSM 1, 2 and the upcoming 3. Damn! Blame it on those eyes... xD
Haha... I LOVE the song Fabulous! It's so CUTE!!! Ashley Tisdale is SO CUTE acting as Sharpay. xD... xD... xD...
Here's the lyrics for Fabulous. Ciaos!
Sharpay: It's out with the old and in with the new Goodbye clouds of gray Hello skies of blue A dip in the pool A trip to the spa Endless days in my chaise The whole world according to moi Excuse Me? Thank You
Iced tea imported from England Lifeguards imported from Spain Towels imported from Turkey Turkey imported from Maine
Sharpay and Ryan: We're gonna relax and renew
Sharpay: You, go, do! I want fabulous That is my simple request All things fabulous Bigger and better and best I need something inspiring to help me get along I need a little fabulous is that so wrong?
Fetch me my Jimmy Choo flip flops Where is my pink prada tote? I need my tiffany hair band And then I can go for a float
Ryan and Sharpettes: A summer like never before
Sharpay: I want more!
Ryan and Sharpettes: She wants fabulous That is her simple request All things fabulous Bigger and better and best She needs something inspiring to help her get along She needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?
Fabulous pool, fabulous splash Fabulous parties even fabulous trash Fabulous fashion, fabulous bling She's got to have fabulous everything
Ryan and Sharpay: Nothing to Discuss Everything's got to be perfect
Sharpay: For ME!
Ryan: She wants fabulous That is her simple request All things fabulous Bigger and better and best She needs something inspiring to help her get along She needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?
Sharpay: This won't do, that's a bore That's insulting, I need more! I need, I need I need, I need I need, I need I Need FABULOUS!
Sharpettes: Fabulous Hair, fabulous style Fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile
Yay! School's out! Scream & shout! -_-!!! Hahas & lols... Anyway, 公主小妹 (Romantic Princess) is by far, in moi opinion, the best Taiwanese idol drama produced! Here's the list of casts...
